我也很想一次寫完﹐可是會寫很久﹐不過剛好手邊有他以前寄給我看的他們之間的對話﹐這個對話是在她那個星期一把我吵醒拜託我幫忙她把他“贏回來”之後發生的。他那陣子是在家裡工作﹐邊工作邊掛在雅虎上﹐就被前女友煩到了。。

對話很長﹐不過我覺得很有肥皂劇的笑果。她先用軟招式﹐發現沒用時﹐就惱羞成怒的把錯都怪到別人身上﹐再發現人家根本懶的理她時﹐就起肖囉。

誰看不慣我把這個對話放上來的﹐就請別看﹐我本來就是八掛女﹐而且她欺負我在先﹐我沒把她名字電話放上來算很好的了。

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the ex: hi! I wish you and peral all the best. I told her to take care of you. happy birthday again (先放低姿態﹐看看能不能打動他)

the ex: she is nice. she told me to move on

the ex: told me maybe you are not the guy for ,e

the ex: me

the ex: she also offered to give me other guys to date...(我哪有﹖是她自己說“那妳不介意幫我介紹好男人吧﹖”我的回答是“嗯﹐不方便吧~~ 我其實根本不認識妳呢。”)

the ex: take care of her too

the ex: I guess I get the closure that I was asking for

the ex: when you love someone you have to let them go

the ex: I just wish it didnt hurt so much (真懷疑她是不是從小說還是肥皂劇超來的臺詞)

the ex: I took the full time job and I will be leaving with my uncle.. no choice... i have to reconsider and priroritze now work over lovelife... no lovelife now

the ex: have to date again

the ex: i hope Pearl takes care of you and hope she knows how 2 cook and clean

(還不是因為他拜託我不要告訴她說我跟他其實沒什麼。他寧願給她假象讓她以為我和他是男女朋友的關係﹐才不會繼續煩他。馬的﹐我會不會下廚和清理不關她的事﹐而且就算我和他有什麼﹐也不會把自己當成佣人。)

Perry: well, one thing for sure- she knows how to stay out of my personal stuff

the ex: yeah she advised me that bec she said she was also dumped b4   (亂編“我說過”的話)

the ex: so she knows where im coming from

the ex: she also advised me to stay away so as not to further humiliate myself and irritate you  (這個我真的有講﹐叫她別繼續傻傻的作賤自己讓自己更難堪)

the ex: is it true you told her to not to talk to me if i called the cellphone?

the ex: im hurt

Perry: what is your EX-BF’s phone number? I want to talk to him

Perry: give me his phone number

Perry: since you are so hurt., let's see how you like it if I start talking to him

Perry: well? I am waiting

Perry: what is his phone number

Perry: hey

Perry: wake up

Perry: give it to me

the ex: well to tell you frnakly Lafe and I are still on speaking terms

Perry: what is his phone number

the ex: what for?

Perry: you think it is OK to talk to pearl, right?

Perry: so? what is his phone number

Perry: you hypocrite

Perry: all the BS about how you are hurt (他火大了﹐程式弄不好她還煩死人﹐可是他其實可以下線呀~~~)

the ex: i talked to pearl to ask if i can win u back

Perry: itz ok for you to talk to pearl, but not me to talk to alfred?

Perry: you hypocrite

the ex: what will u say to alfred

the ex: why should i give u alfred's number

the ex: i believed in you

the ex: i even considered spending my lifetime with u and growing old with you but unlike you alfred knows how to forgive

the ex: he is not vindictive

the ex: he doesnt hurt me to spite me

the ex: what hurts is that I loved you

the ex: more than him

the ex: yes im a hypocrite because despite puting up a brave face Im still broken hearted

the ex: you broke my heart

the ex: if u really loved me you will be able to forgive   (自己理虧還不閉嘴﹐惱羞成怒乾脆亂罵人)

the ex: other men have experienced even graver situations (their gfs or wives cheating on them) but they have the courage to trust and love again despite that

the ex: you gave up on me

the ex: and i thought it will be "us"... i prayed for that

the ex: but you are too proud

the ex: alfred's number is xxx-xxx-xxxx

BUZZ!!!

the ex: call him

the ex: tell him. tell him u dumped me

the ex: i broke up with alfred

the ex: so, go ahead call

BUZZ!!!

the ex: make an ass of yourself

the ex: as i did today

BUZZ!!!

the ex: are you there

the ex: i dare you to call him

BUZZ!!!

the ex: please pick up so we can talk civilly

the ex: LIKE ADULTS   (大寫出現了﹐有人在抓狂了!!)

BUZZ!!!

the ex: I DONT KNOW WHERE YOUR ANGER IS COMING FROM

the ex: YOU CAN IGNORE ME ALL U WANT

the ex: I JUST WANT U TO ASK URSELF IF UR HAPPY DOING THIS TO ME

the ex: DOES IT MAKE U HAPPY TO BE SO VINDICTIVE?

the ex: DOES IT MAKE U HAPPY TO KNOW THAT iM HURT BEC U HAVE ANOTHER GIRL WITH U NOW

the ex: DO U WANT ME TO CALL PEARL AGAIN  (哇﹐威脅了唷﹐我好怕唷~~~~ 才怪)

the ex: I THINK THE HYPOCRIST LIES WIHT YOU BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME STILL (自我催眠中) AND YOU ARE SO ANGRY BECAUSE YOU EXPECTED ME NOT TO BECOME FLAWED IN YOUR EYES

the ex: AFTER ALL WEVE BEEN THROUGH DURING THE TIME I WAS HERE LAST YEAR.. THOSE DIDNT COUNT BEC AT THE TURN OF MY BACK YOU LOOKED FOR A REBOUND

the ex: I THINK PEARL IS JUST A REBOUND

the ex: I HOPE SHE WILL LOVE U AND FOLLOW U. SHE SEEMS TO BE A VERY INDEPENDENT GIRL

the ex: SHE ALSO ADVISED ME THAT IT WAS MY FAULT THAT I PUT U IN THE CENTER OF MY LIFE

the ex: SHE SAID I SHOULD GO AFTER MY PASSION AND NOT SOME GUY (這個我有說﹐自己有經驗嘛!)

the ex: NOT TO BUILD MY LIFE ON A GUY

the ex: LOOKING BACK I DID THAT

the ex: I PRIORITIZED U OVER LOOKING FOR A JOB COZ IM LIKE THAT WHEN IM IN LOVE

the ex: I GIVE 100%

the ex: NOTHING IS LEFT FOR ME

the ex: SO I ALWAYS END UP THE MOST HURT

the ex: NOW ANALIZE URSELF

the ex: IF U REALLY LOVE HER THEN I WILL LET U GO

the ex: BUT IF UR NOT SURE GO AFTER WHAT UR HEART TELLS U

the ex: I DONT WANT WHAT IFS SO IVE EXHAUSTED ALL EFFORTS TO WIN U BACK BUT U ARE DENSE

the ex: NOW I CANNOT DO ANYTHING ABOUT THAT CAN I?

the ex: I JUS\T WISH UD LET ME EXPLAIN

BUZZ!!!

the ex: U CAN CALL ME AND CUSS AT ME

BUZZ!!!

BUZZ!!!

the ex: AT LEAST HAVE THE COURAGE TO TALK TO ME

the ex: r u still mad?  (大概罵累了﹐發現抓狂沒有用,Perry 根本一字不回﹐只好擺回低姿態)

the ex: i dont want to ruin ur bday

the ex: i did it because i want to win u back

the ex: i didnt ask her she voluntarily told me everything

the ex: she said u knew her before

the ex: she left town and came back

the ex: and she said you are seeing each other now...

the ex: i told her to take care of you

BUZZ!!!

the ex: please talk to me

BUZZ!!!

the ex: ive known u not to be cruel\

BUZZ!!!

the ex: why r u doing this?

BUZZ!!!

the ex: for god's sake she doesnt even remember that today was ur bday  (對﹐她就是用這件事來對他 prove 說我根本不愛他﹐呵呵﹐這點她倒是對了。)

the ex: if uve known each other before and you mean a lot to her she would have remembered   (不過這實在不關她的事吧)

the ex: i only reminded her it was ur bday today

the ex: i hope she doesnt dump u for another guy   (沒有呀﹐我是為了工作才跟他說我不能再見他了﹐其實是因為倦了﹐也從來沒放過感情)

BUZZ!!!

the ex: i wish u well

the ex: i tried my best

the ex: i hope u realize after all the anger.. i hope that ur conscience tell u that i do not deserve this

the ex: after what i did for u and after all those ways that i showed u i love you

the ex: all the good things that u did for me i tired to return them in my own way.. my only fault was that i snooped   (問題是她犯了他最大的忌諱﹐侵犯了他的隱私權﹐還覺得她沒錯)

the ex: i hope u realize when im already gone and out of ur life that u could have handled it the mature way

BUZZ!!!

the ex: time for me to move on

the ex: i dont have anything to return to

the ex: time to let go

the ex: my ex may be a perv but he treats me wiht respect when we talk on the phone... he was never cruel to me...(不是說要走了嗎﹖)

 


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